April Fool Best Hindi Messages

                         

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev* ji ka yoga.

IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap
thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

Please Read this message. on 1st April
I know u can’t wait,
So,
CONGRATS…….
you aRe the FIRST FOOL OF 2015

BeautiFool,
WonderFool,
and
ColorFool,
Amongst all Fools,
~~Happy Fools Day~~

If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
baby teeth ?
BOLO...? Socho.. ?
kaya Socha ?

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

Rangeen Ho tum rangon Se Bhi Zyada
Khubsoorat ho Tum Khoobsoorti Se Bhi zyada
Agar Aisa sochte Ho to
.
BewQoof Ho Tum Sab Se Zyada

For pepsi "shahrukh" For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !! 

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420

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Ullu ki tarah kya dekh rahey ho?
SMS he to bheja hai.

If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
baby teeth ?
BOLO...? Socho.. ?
kaya Socha ?

Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain
Aur kyo na ho Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool

Agar apse koi kahe k aap
"GOODLOOKING"ho
"SMART"ho
or
"GENIOUS"ho
to rakh k thapper daina us ko....?
or kehna.....! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI......!

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar jhoote ko.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Kid On 1st April:
Bedroom Me Naukar, Naukrani Ko Dekh Raha Hai
Mummy: Abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska.
Kid: April Fool woh to papa Hain

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool , mai April tu fool

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo”
Hawa hi hawa hai.

A study has proved that
all fools use their THUMB
while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try
2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS 

U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS. m sendinG This Fool msg
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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”APRIL FOOL”

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai

Author : Arvind Singh

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